I knew a coyote that swallowed a flea...

Honorable Mention should go to Robocop's Auto-9.

Honorable Mention should go to Robocop's Auto-9.

Honorable Mention should go to Robocop's Auto-9.

It worked for Jericho. [en.wikipedia.org] href="http://io9.com/#!firstseason/">#First_season

If George Washington saw you twitting about the royal wedding, he'd slap that iPhone out of your hand and toss you in the harbor. Americans fought a war to get away from the elite welfare recipients that call themselves royalty. (Not that it did a lot of good, the elite welfare recipients are just called politicians…

If you've read the book, then you would know that Martians do not wear clothes. In this mashup, I assume Jessie is posed as Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium. Be glad she has the clothing that she does.

I'm pretty sure she is not wearing a miniskirt. She appears to be wearing tight cream-colored pants. Look closely at the back of the knees and you will see where the fabric folds.

I'm guessing you've never had a belligerent two-year-old who refuses to hold hands or listen. Discipline is of course needed and used. However, the leash provides a way for the kids to be safe while exercising some of their freedom. Two-year-olds have little understanding or care for discipline and will often continue…

I loved Steve Perry's martial art called Sumito (or "The 97 Steps") in his Matador Series.

I enjoyed Sucker Punch immensely. I think Annalee was off-base with her review. Snyder has a great eye for cinematography and stylized action. I'm definitely getting this movie on blu-ray.

Dang. That scene in Wrath of Kahn still scares me.

Gawker, I'm really tiring of these inane stories all of my favorite blogs are posting lately. I can't even stand to read Kotaku since it has become such a dirty rag. Please do some house cleaning and get the blogs back to posting stories and news we care about. Thank you.

Does this work like Bacta?

No.

Can we have both? I see no reason why we can't get more map packs and single-player story. Also, I don't understand why people hate on Black Ops multi-player. (Haters gonna hate?) I've had the most fun with Black Ops I've ever had with a multi-player shooter since Halo or Goldeneye. I love single-player content, but…

That chair is pointless. Discomfort is a small price to pay to have a lovely lady sit on your lap.

I use this method but slightly altered. I only say Hello once, wait a few seconds, and then hang up if no one says anything. Sometimes telemarketers are multi-tasking or making multiple calls, and they wait for the second Hello before beginning their spiel. If they do start talking, and as soon as they identify…

I'm not sure which is funnier: two guys broke into prison to steal a TV, or that they got away with it. I wonder if they scratched the screen on the razor wire.

I did the exact same thing, but with the box my HDTV came in.