If you want to live like a primitive, there is still plenty of land in the U.S. to do it. Stop blogging, strip naked and go be one with nature. Leave the rest of us to our soul-corrupting gadgets. We're quite happy with them. I'm fat and happy, and that should never change.

@KeyserSöze: Ditto. I want this as a wallpaper.

@Gizmark: @frog_man1975: I LOVE Milla Jovovich.

Let me know when the after-market accessories are available.

@BONERJAM: I agree. But Activision will have to include a lot more value. I think CoD could really use a tiered system like the one Starcraft 2 uses to enable better matchmaking. Tons of guns, maps and customizations are required to make this happen. The game needs more loot.

@FrankN.Stein: Plus, we know why it's happening. It's a combination of a virus and a fungus.

@Altima NEO: No, Green Barrels are filled with Poison.

@battra92: I definitely agree.

@metronome49: Do people still buy CDs?

@imdante: Yay, I'm a real boy now. Try this link: [goo.gl]

You could buy a newspaper log roller for $40. It's much easier to use. Especially if you have a lot of newspaper saved up.

@elSpanielo: Damn people! Use LastPass or KeyPass already.

@centipedex: Ditto. Someone needs to hunt these punks down.

@DayAlive: Indeed.

@Hickeroar: Obviously it's being created by Hipster Jews.

@Benedinho: Ditto. I've had my 37" Vizio for a couple years now. Right before the Olympics in China. It's a fantastic TV. I love it. My unit was even a refurbished one. I've never had a single problem. I think the best HDTVs are Samsung, Sharp, Toshiba and Vizio.

Starwars and Yes. I still love Star Trek a lot. Though Star Wars is still #1 for me.

@Simplify, then add beer: Do they export?

@KamWrex: Reread the article. It's pretty clear. The condom broke during the first time when they were having sex at night. The next morning during their second sex session, he didn't use a condom. I think the guy is a douche, but I don't think he is a rapist. He may have only had one condom available. Who knows?

@KamWrex: Yes, but it sounds pretty consensual if she had sex with him a second time.