Five teams?! That's a Duke alum's entire career in one week!

It’s okay to be wrong now and then, but c’mon, man — don’t mess with Leonard Cohen.

I guess you could say Velcoro...

Two episodes in. Roasting a show on a spit after 110 minutes. That’s the cool thing to do right now, so I get it.

Would’ve been a decent click piece, if it wasn’t all the hipster bullshit sprinkled throughout. You’re far too in love with your own handwriting.

And since you’re not even writing by hand, you don’t even have that going for you. So, fellow commenters, any way to block/ignore articles by specific writers? Because I…

Leonard Cohen is a god bro, and what you just said...is blasphemy.

No, that really is not the story.

Technically he did, he just happened to go with it. Go with it. Go with it. Nah nuh nah nuh.

Great. I’m having green beans tonight for dinner.

SEPP-ARATED

No, it’s good that this is happening. It might make the corruption less in the next few years.

Because he wasn’t President until 2005?

It would have been so much better if the announcer told him “that’s what rude little boys get for making a mess of all the balls”.

I want someone to collect all of those and built a really unreliable house out of them.

Actually, it has been a really raw deal for an extremely large number of athletes. Like any player who breaks his dick in his freshman year and gets dropped like a bad habit with no recompense. That practice is finally ending (probably).

The brilliance of Twitter’s business model cannot be denied. 21 ads were served in exchange for one paragraph of content being delivered.

While checking out the suggested nicknames, I couldn't get past "39'ers" without instantly feeling empathy for the sexually adventurous but legless residents of the Peace Garden State.

Imagine how the people working long hours, not getting overtime pay, and getting their necks broken must feel.

His spine went off accidentally while he was trying to pull it out to use it against the cops.