That picture is killing me. Everything about it screams suburban mom reacts to impending 50th birthday by trying to turn up the heat in the bedroom.

Seeing as just watching the epic Krasinski/Fallon lip synch battle made me feel pregnant, the news about Emily Blunt expecting is not a surprise.

Age: 23 (helllloooo, burner account)

Patenting the Hitler scale would be a 1.4 on the Hitler scale.

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Age: 16
Location: The back of a GMC Yukon (I know, right? :/ )
Partner: High school boyfriend
How it went down:
He said, "I brought a condom. Oh, by the way, there's no pressure here."
I said, "Um...maybe. Wait. Uh...ok."
"Great. You can leave your bra on if you want to."
"Um. Ok."

Three thrusts: Done.

"Oh look, this used…

Age: 21

Virgin™. But very excited to read this nonetheless.

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I had the same experience in high school (as evidenced below, this is unfortunately common). What I found particularly disturbing was all the sexual attention I got over night. Guys who wouldn't sit next to me in class were now trying to get me to come over to their houses (ew). I was the same person, just 30 lbs…

In high school I was 5'4'', 170lbs. Bigger, I guess, but nothing crazy. I remember once a year they did health checks at my school. We'd line up in the hallway and a nurse would weigh each kid and repeat the weight and BMI to another aid beside her. I remember the nurse weighing me, shaking her head, and…

Are you saying that all people lose and gain weight in different ways? And have different eating habits?!

I was never heavy growing up but I was, at one point, extremely thin. I'd always been athletic (about 2 hours a day of activity) and eaten okay but I got sick at one point and lost some extra. I thought it was awesome so I pretty much stopped eating. It's still the only way I know to lose weight. When I no longer had…

Yep, this. I think one thing is that it requires a lot of exercise to drop any weight, particularly for people who aren't in good shape to start off with: I mean, for a lot of people, going jogging means being sore for days afterward and only burning enough energy for a snack. It's particularly bad when people start…

I could be you! I was a fat kid who would have done anything to be thin and after losing 10lbs from a stomach bug, I decided to keep the ball rolling and began to exercise all the time and avoided all fats (this was the late 80s/early 90s when fat was the enemy) and in about 6 months I dropped 40 more pounds.…

Sounds about right — I was already a chubby kid, but after my father passed away when I was 13, my highest weight was 190lbs at 5'0". I fiddled around with nonsensical dieting rules all throughout high school, then I got down to 160ish by the time I graduated. That alone was bad enough, because the compliments that…