Mother of God.

LEAH REMINI IS GENERATING PUBLICITY FOR HER BOOK AT THE EXPENSE OF TOM CRUISE!

I have a black gay Jewish friend, so...

But what if I move like Jagger? Will it track that?

That's all I need.

"Those fucking gay black assholes, why can't they have inner peace like me?"

I feel like Bryan Cranston just had that outfit on hand.

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All these feminist women need to stop harassing me. Society doesn't owe you anything or need to change for you. Read a history book.

What this video needs is a swooping hawk in the final shot.

So...Schmidt on New Girl?

My review of The Canyons:

You do so much for us. I <3 you Lindy.

Hooves?

I swear that Robin Thicke is the Platonic ideal of backpfeifengesicht. I just can't even look at him.

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