Your username is somewhat appropriate for this article.

I applaud your trolling capabilities.

Beware of bullied girls bearing gifts.

The funniest (weirdest?) thing is that I bought all my Ritter bars at a Korean supermarket. It was the only place I could find that sold them, oddly enough.

What did Grendel have for breakfast?

It's cute in a morbid way.

Is that... a uterus?

Clove oil? Is it safe?