That looks pretty sweet! But, a lack of HDMI and USB 3 ports is a deal breaker!

It's surprising to see all the "if I was 13 and..." comments in this article. Life is not always like the letters to Penthouse. Just like an older male/younger female scenario, this is totally and completely wrong.

It was just as ugly back then. I for one do not miss it. I prefer the original icon.

Massive economy crunch, large animal die-offs, and now maybe the Verizon iPhone!?!

Let's take all the warning labels off of everything, that should thin out the gene pool.

RIP Bill Zeller. I wish it could have been better for you.

Nope, sorry. This thing looks like it would definitely interfere with my sandwich holding thingy, and I can't have that.

I think this is what L. Ron Hubbard was shooting for, but, he failed. ...badly.

That is sweet! Did you see that at CES? ...oh wait, sorry. :) Don't kill me!

Could you please tell me the winning numbers for the Mega Millions lottery?

Good thing I got money for Christmas, or else I would have had to raid some piggy banks to get these!

Hmm, so that's why it feels like I have a tree stump in my teeth and when I dislodge it, it's actually only a popcorn shell. I hate those things!

@Spaceman Spiff: Haha, that movie was so full of crap! I loved it!

@The Squalor and the Fury:

Yeah, it's great to be all nerdy and pick apart these movies and I'm sure some commenter's will pick apart this chart. But, I will continue to blissfully ignore the faux pas that these "entertaining" media objects contain and enjoy an imaginative and creative conception designed to provide some…

Interesting, they look like they went from pedal powered cars to Porsche types to flightless planes to rockets. Either way, the people who were the first to 'pilot' these things were absolutely freakin psycho!

"Do you wan to play a game?"

Oh no! That iPhone isn't wearing any underpants! For shame!

I aint deleting sh1t! Come on internet, give me your best shot.

Caveat emptor. Oh, wait, that's Latin. :) Still applies.