Star if you couldn't resist cracking your knuckles while reading this.

Personally, I got my ankles as well, just to be sure.

My love handles and man boobs are gonna look great in these.

Why not? John Wayne, Humphrey Bogart, and Harrison Ford played the same person for years and they're hollywood legends. Not every actor has to be an Oscar hunting, art house, chameleon-like darling like Daniel Day Lewis or Philip Seymour Hoffamn to be considered talented.

Pet owners and sex havers: check out what’s happening today over at Lifehacker: After Hours, where we discuss how to keep your pets from killing the mood.

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Because not everyone is a fragile princess who runs to police because of one smack?

BBC America just became as useless as a chocolate teapot.

It's Kirk's solution to the Kobayashi Maru scenario.

Great idea. Keep all the poors from eating so maybe they'll stop having more of those pesky brown babies.

Grow a sense of humor and stop getting offended on others' behalf.

ICON Bronco...

As much as I'd love more communication from Valve about what they're doing, in the case of HL3 I don't want to hear a thing.

It's okay folks! Move along! He was a criminal so he deserved to die. Nothing to see here! Jeez..

Helldivers—which is out today as a cross-buy (and cross-play and cross-save) game for PS4, PS3 and Vita—is another one of those "sum of various influences"-type games. So, let's do this that way.

If you like dirty and inane humour with a sort of British-style deadpan delivery, watch Cr1tikal/penguinz0. I don't care much for LPs, especially when 90% of it is screaming, but penguinz0 consistently makes me laugh. 99% of the time he chooses games not only have you never heard of, but are horrid pieces of crap.…