Did you just refer to Doug Stanhope as "one random guy named Doug?" That kind of cracks me up.

I think that legally, they're just private parties, and you can invite (or not invite) whomever you want to a private party. Anti-discrimination laws only apply to businesses or public gatherings, anything that's essentially open to the public. I think.

Watching the the cup instead of the spoon/hand makes it look pretty out of whack.

I did something similar on a forum I (very briefly) co-moderated. I set it up to insert the word "fucking" after any instance of the words "the," "a," or "an." It made if the fucking best forum in the fucking world.

She's just in charge of news, not the whole network, so sitcoms probably are not involved.

As long as he's still an amazing actor with flawless mastery of British accents.

If she ended up a prostitute out of desperation and poverty, she probably wouldn't have a positive view of the men who go to them. So, she wouldn't want a child she was raising to become that kind of man. Seems like a pretty natural response to me.

If anyone cares, it should be "an infinite number of monkeys," not "an infinite amount of monkeys." Number and amount are two different things.

That minor point aside, I support increased chimpanzee coverage on Jezebel. Or anywhere else, really.

Please don't post stuff like this, because I don't have time to watch the entire series on Netflix. Again.

When I go the the comics store, I'm embarrassed to even pick up a book with a cover like this. I can't imagine drawing/painting it and signing my name to it.

"... do not break up with me either while I am visiting you..."

Seriously. In college, my first girlfriend dumped me while I was staying with her family for Thanksgiving weekend. I get dumped on Saturday, but since we took her car, I'm stuck there until Sunday night. Couldn't have waited 36 hours?

You see in Andrew Sullivan's post, how he defines "SEO" in the first sentence, which is useful because it's pretty much the whole topic under discussion? Maybe the writers at Jezebel and Digiday should ask him what Writing 101 class he took.

Yep, your doctor is an idiot.

Seriously. And, in a literal cage match, Bruce Wayne wins because he is also a ninja, whereas Tony Stark is an alcoholic with a life threatening heart condition.

Yep, I knew I was in trouble when my friends all started needing to go to bed at the same time my parents do.

"In the group photos, make sure the one with a future career holds the statue."

Yeah, I almost died laughing when he did that. I could barely hear the rest of the scene.

As someone who spent senior prom night watching Carrie with my friends, I'd like to say that proms are bullshit. But, segregated proms are bullshit^horseshit, so I guess this is good news.

I avoided a lot of the movies, but that was just because they looked like shit movies. I honestly don't understand how most movies make a profit. Who paid money to see Dark Shadows or Get Smart?

Not old, just deprived.