If she only hangs out with Republicans, then how was she able to write that idiotic book with Michael Ian Black? 

Eminem just doesn’t understand Lil Yachty because he’s so god damn old,

Save your fainting couch for now, Lauren, there is a reasonable explanation. Every month the Sussexes are changing their list of “follows.” They are limiting them to organizations or sites that represent charities, etc. that are “close to their hearts,” for that particular month. Every month will bring focus to…

I rarely eat fast food.

“No apology needed, Stevie. I’m such a fan of yours. I’ve been listening to your stuff from your time with The Mamas and the Papas, and it just blows me away.”

oh no, please, please don’t fold the aaf, anything but that

Call me cynical, but I can’t help but wonder if behind these shitty kids there are some shitty parents hoping for a dumptruck of cash by being the next Honey Boo Boo-esque reality TV family.

Judging by that picture his brain already did explode, just didn’t crack the skull

He’s 3/5ths the outfielder that Brett Gardner is!

There’s a fair amount of overlap in porn star and romance hero naming conventions.

The wonders of living in a country where, even to this day, the parish is still the basic civil administrative unit and having been invaded by the Normans.

Back in chat room days, there was a very self-important Aussie who would hang out in my fave room. I used to troll her with things like “you’re from Australia? Oh, I love Australia. Vienna is so lovely. And the Alps in the spring....”. Drove her right crazy.

Hillary Clinton no longer works there. 

Well, not if the “President” himself doesn’t believe in preparation, or expertise, or facts, or science, or....

Plus then you can decide on your own which parts you want to keep for yourself and which parts you want to sell to Planned Parenthood.

Right? Obvious dog whistle is obvious.

Of course he chose basketball. Of course.

Any Calvin and Hobbes reference deserves the maximum level of stars, if there is one.

It sounds like Average Anna has a pretty good time until she gets married and has kids.  That was obviously her mistake.

I know what I’d do if I was in her class: