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Former president, future Fox news commentator.

Are you kidding me, how about the fact that the animated Spiderman movie is better than all 3 live action adaptations and has more emotion than literally all of the MCU

I didn’t have the comic background for this one, so it was a legit gasp moment for me. And a heartbreaking one at that.

I didn’t think we’d be finding ourselves in a situation where the latest Spider-Man movie is a more heartfelt and affecting piece of cinema than the latest Pixar film, but here we are.

I still can’t believe how good this movie is.

To be fair, you can’t truly be Spider-Man unless anyone who knows you for more than 5 minutes turns out to be a supervillain.

The part where he says “I let you down man...” immediately made me tear up. The way the movie handled Aaron was way better than the comics and I’m very thankful for it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I went to re-heat my coffee at work before pressing play and donning headphones!

Cause it looked like she needed help with his raggedy ass?

Another take:

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Yes, and the final stage: “The FBI didn’t warn us that was illegal!”

I actually worked for the Sheriff’s Office in my town.

Wait... so they escorted him to his room to get his things? How do they use trespassing as an excuse after doing something like that?! He was obviously a paying guest at that point!

Is there anyone in the world who actually gives a shit about this moron and his three soon-to-need-years-of-therapy kids?

As a born-and-bred Las Vegan, this is the absolute worst market for a MLB team. It’s ungodly hot, there is little to no local wealth outside of gaming (which is solely dependent on discretionary income and the health of the economy on a macro-basis), and the town is too transient. Not to mention, Vegas is a basketball…

It would be absolutely awesome to see Stan Kroenke go from nothing to a billionaire because he married into the Wal-Mart family, then lose it all on dumbass real estate speculation.

In the agonizing leadup to the move, San Diego newspersons would make the trip to L.A. and do man-on-the-street interviews, asking passersby if they were stoked at the prospect of the return of the NFL, and if so, which team they wanted, since at the time the Raiders were also jockeying for position. And eight times…

From the moment each team arrived in L.A., it was clear that nobody who actually lived there gave a shit about the Rams or Chargers.