Roman Catholic seminaries in the U.S. require a bachelor’s degree.

“Do you know who I am?”

Yeah, he’s basically Josh Duggar.

*dons art historian hat* I did a big paper on this phenomenon during my master’s program. It’s one of the reasons I love Turner - all his blood red suns and mirage-like horizons are pretty awesome to think about in context.

·Just out of curiosity, have you guys found the 1940 Hamburger Abendblatt or Berliner Morgenpost opinion poll that Curty Boy was basing his data on. I mean, newspapers were definitely conducting opinion polls on Nazi rule during the war, right? I tried to look for 1940 election results, but they were mysteriously…

Excuse me, but when the hell did opium and naked women become blasé?

Whoa whoa whoa, so we’re saying language has been around WAY before someone rich and white wrote it down? I’m not sure I can handle this shocking fact!

I’d be much more sympathetic to the team that threw the game if they weren’t so lazy about it. If you’re going to do it, at least put a little effort into making it look good.

Gotta watch those curbs, man.

My gut reaction was “That’s an absurd theory. No one would inconvenience everyone else just to stick it to some black women”....then I remembered I live in America.

Because institutionalized racism isn’t about logic.

Oh my God, people have started calling recipes “Food Hacks”

Oh, FFS. This whole bag check thing wouldn’t have anything to do with Delta Sigma Theta being a historically black sorority, would it? Naah!

—it’s still a possibility that Arctander simply saw Sicardi and Smith’s photograph reblogged and it innocently made its way to the endless cache of images and data we all have on our computers—

Yeah, and he just thought the colors were pretty on those white supremacist-associated flag patches he sewed on his jacket...

“If we’re not safe in our own churches, then where are we safe?”

Yes, I’m sure that when he said, “You’re raping our women and taking over our country,” he was mad about Christians. That’s definitely it.

999,999 problems but a brain ain’t one.

Isn’t it amazing that “One Million Moms” is upset about this commercial while saying nothing about the Duggars?