Agreed. My daughter is four. This thing is scarier than the conversion van with wall to wall shag carpet.

“But if your kid is eight or nine years old right now, he will reach 20 at a time when the seven-hundred-seven horsepower Hellcat is something his friends might be driving. As a parent, this changes your duties: you will have to educate your child about crossing the street, and talking to strangers, and finances, and…

I paused it at 45 seconds. Damn.

They almost speak Mazda’s current design language.

How does one vote? I see no vote-y box-y thing-y.

Weeeeeeeeeeee!

“...it would be a total write-off, insurance-wise, even if he had full coverage, which he had just cancelled.”

Ask yourself this question after you have owned the same car for 12 years. Then you will have the answer.

First I want to say thank you for serving. The secong thing is: OMFG! WTH?! After reading that I want to give you a hug, buy you a beer and build an addition onto our house just for you.

Christmas 2004: It took 17 straight hours to drive from Atlanta to Tulsa because of a ice storm in Tennessee. I was driving my dad’s car with my new bride and our German Shepherd. The car was your typical Ford Pather platform rear wheel drive sedan but the Christmas presents and luggage helped keep the rear end…

I’d love to but we just bought a Honda Odyssey.

3rd Gear: I have this solved already.

This radiator is so cute. It’s hard to think it does something useful.

If I were in the market I think I’d rather go for a MB 300TD. You can find one in fair shape for the same price and it would reach 60 about six seconds faster.

Range anxiety: I has it.

Hello, Mitsubishi Lancer wannabe!

I think she would be a awesome “off field issue”. Hubba-hubba!

Man, I’m so sorry. I’m glad you already have a new mill to drop in your Jeep but it still hurts to see this.

Strangers from Craigslist? On your knees? Blowing Up? Did you wake up in a bathtub full of ice with a kidney missing?

Mine is covered for your protection.