You can have it if you want. I HATE fantasy sports, so there's no danger of me ever using it.

Also, the name is Vikings and not something like Whiteskin Savages.

Exactly. The dude did not fucking roll.

Jeeeesus that was unbelievable. Wow.

Just gonna leave this right here...

Agreed. Also, another example of why I'm glad I grew up before social media.

Eh, he's not entirely wrong. The hastags are fucked up. But watching a sport with ANYONE who's loud and opinionated while not even knowing the basic rules of the sport is annoying as fuck.

Thank you. I figured there had to be at least one or two Deadspinners familiar with Annie Sprinkle.

Exactly. More people need to hear this. Nobody gave a fuck before, because frankly lot of mainstream Americans agreed with WBC and still do, they just wish they'd stick to picketing funerals of actual fags.

"If we allow WBC to protest her funeral what will stop them from protesting one of our funerals?"

Yeah the dude who (correctly) ID'd Mike Sam's boyfriend as a twink doesn't have issues, at all.

This is every guy hating on Michael Sam right now.

I know Rutgers has been in the news for fucking up lately, but this is taking things a little too literally.

Yeah, just wait until he researches the history of the term BLACK.

BREAKING: Musical genre created in America contains violence, misogyny, materialism and vulgarity. News at 11.

You know you're right. Silly us for thinking Strom Thurmond was ever a racist. Since we know that he fathered a child with the 15 year black old girl who worked for his family (totally consensual, by the way, statutory rape be damned) and secretly gave the kid money her entire life, then that totally undoes all of…

I'm sorry, but people who paid hundreds of dollars to go sit in a billion dollar arena are probably more interested in scrolling through their iphones and trying to look cool than getting excited about the game. Can't have your high-end-luxury-land-grabbed-through-eminent-domain cake and eat it too.

I think you mean "find a stranger in the alps."

See, Bundy was right. It says right there that they'll be sold in families, so they did have a great family life!

It might have something to do with the fact your average one-sided rabid team sports fan is among the dumbest creatures on the planet?