It’ll be a really interesting off-season for the Broncos. They’ll have between 50-60mil in cap space, a ton of draft picks, two young QBs and a whole new coaching staff. But the core of the defense remains, as do Thomas, Sanders and Anderson. The right moves, and this team can be right back next year.

I’m afraid I’m going to have to pull rank on you here...I’m with the mattress police, and they’re aren’t any tags on these mattresses.

You’ll have to speak up, I’m wearing a towel.

No. This guy is a pictures guy, not a linguist. Creating something that uses an acronym does not give you license to bend the rules of language.

Guys and ladies of Deadspin Sports & Lifestyle Blog: thanks. It’s always fun here. You do good stuff. Pet some dogs and drink some drinks (two). Celebrate another year of good work. The world will end soon, or at least that’s the reading I get when I throw Cool Ranch Doritos dust into my divining fire. Anyhow, hope…

I feel like, in our generation, Fletch is never mentioned amongst the all-time great comedies, and it is most certainly an all-time great comedy.

Soooo... is Joe Flacco’s backup elite?

It’s amazing how horrible you can make a process sound when you just make shit up out of thin air. Did you enjoy your first election cycle?

you can’t show that on television !!!

Let this be the official start of the Winless 1-14 Browns meme.

So you want someone to work whats probably the most stressful and demanding job in the World, one that’s proven to take years off their life, and for the honor of doing so they have to liquidate all that they own beforehand and hand it over to the government, and then afterwards as a reward for their service they get…

In Cleveland they leave free tickets in a big pile outside the stadium and walk away. When they come back, there’s twice as many.

that should not have been a penalty.

Aw, poor Pats fans and their suspension. If it was the Panthers, they’d beat Cam Newton upside the head while screaming “ALL LIVES MATTER!!!”

Are we calling him Drink Floyd now?

Nobody wants to hear about your happy life. Nobody.

Ain’t got no time for weeping. Humanity is stupid, ignorant, fearful, gullible, short-sighted, and so incompetent that “we” think, at best on the issue, that it might not be so bad that literally the only planet we can knowingly live on is being radically altered by our activities. “We” think that the old rich white…

Yep. In fact, it’s the bridge where Jack Black punted Ron Burgundy’s dog.

What I find amazing is that we just elected a fascist and there is strong evidence that a brutal dictator had a hand in that, and you are still bitching about emails.