Thank you for the gift, but you know the most important (thing) is friendship, getting to know each other

That’s a decision Marwa’s Ghana regret.

“ “I don’t want to belong to any club that would have me as a member.”

Counterpoint: He should’ve been a first-ballot unanimous selection and is righteously petty about it.

Last night I began a new tradition. Every time the announcers say his name I say “Fuck Draymond Green.” It’s fun. My wife even joined in for the 4th quarter.

This is the most coherent analysis of Trump I have consumed in a very long time, maybe ever. The fact that it relates directly to sports is irrelevant. It is so hard to step back and look at this man and use any kind of logic and reason because he appears to be such an illogical moron. You get to the heart of the…

This is the finest kind, Roth. Glad you write for this website I spent far too much time on.

The thing the NFL owners don’t seem to get (and maybe the most clear point of Trump’s whole life) is that he views everything as a zero sum game. One person wins and one loses.
Take the USFL as an example, his end goal was to screw nearly every other owner with him taking one of the only wins in gaining an NFL team.…

Can we get every single referee that will be involved in a Russia match and all of their extended families in protective custody right now? Now I’m not saying that I actually think that Russia would be so brazen as to try to cheat on a massive scale at a major international athletics competition. What a far-fetched…

Anything to win a game, right? Try to break one player’s arm, give another player a concussion, all for a game.

Better solution. Every year the fans get to pick one player and one owner to face off in the octagon for five minutes.

Given the level of incompetence here, I’m surprised they didn’t retroactively call defensive three seconds on LeBron because he was standing there for so long in the slow motion replay.

Who didn’t shoot? J.R.

JR’s stupidity is special, but how about those superstar refs and their interminable review after botching the game and trying to start a melee? Nothing helps “control the game” like making a bunch of guys that are suffering a gutwrenching loss stand around with the gloating winners.

It is a good thing you can review one type of foul but not the other 40.

It’s tacky to blame the refs and Lebron’s teammates but both the refs and Lebron’s teammates were real bad so that’s what I’m gonna do.

Set Adrift on a Mammary Diss.

I’ve read this story three times and I still can’t figure out what the fuck is going on. I’m just going to assume that all three of these people are probably assholes.

Maybe they should’ve scheduled it so they’d arrive before halftime.

Yes, but the baseball Jordan version.