I weirdly genuinely love Uni Watch, but I’m not a fan of having tweets about a high school football team getting alternate helmet decals tossed into my twitter feed

Fucking serifs

The weirdest “This is Sportscenter” commercial ever, when the man on the toilet is revealed to be the Nittany Lion mascot.  

Major League is the greatest baseball movie ever made and I will physically fight anyone who says otherwise.

I’m not going to criticize a basketball player for choosing paid basketball work over unpaid basketball work.

Barca is so screwed by this rule that they are...*checks notes*...the favorites to win the tournament.

Poor Barcelona, they’d have to do with Messi, Suarez, Busquets, Pique and Iniesta. Unlike Liverpool, their chances are intact without Coutinho.

What’s more embarrassing is that this gets the headlines. Not the federal debt increasing. Not the cut in programs. Not healthcare being in shambles. Nope, this. This is the ratings suits making decisions of what is news.

Completely off topic, but just a general “Terry Funk is the best” story: A few of my friends went to an indy show he was working about 20 years ago, and he was signing autographs afterwards. One of my buddies handed him a WWF Magazine with Hulk Hogan on the cover and asked “Terry, can you sign this ‘Hulk Sucks’,…

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Never forget that James O’Keefe is a criminal who was convicted for entering a sitting senator’s office under false pretenses. He’s a scumbag and nothing he does should be taken seriously.

For these folks, simply holding a less then conservsative thought, and voicing that opinion in anyway, is proof that you are on George Soros’s payroll. They really believe that anyone who is not a hardcore conservative is a dangerous person in any position.

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

Soccer fans aren’t the reason you can’t watch football in July.

You mean almost as loud as the “SOCCER IS FOR DUMB PUSSIES LET ME WATCH FOOTBALL DURRR” crowd? No one cares, go fly a kite.

Jacksonville made the AFCCG with Blake Bortles.
The Vikings made the NFCCG with Case Keenum.
The Eagles won a Superbowl with Nick Foles.

Can’t take credit for this joke, but he’s just checking to make sure that Liverpool haven’t already conceded again at the other end

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

Marchman sleeps under a pile of damp wash cloths.