Ah yes, the “I couldn’t they wouldn’t let me because it’s too hard for me to register with a party despite no barrier to entry so now I just complain about whoever did get the nomination” argument.

God damn I hope you’re right.

Your takes are bad and you should feel bad.

You’re going to have a moment at some point today where you glimpse your own future embarrassment.

It’ll be Burneko, I betcha.

Counterpoint:

That would require at least one third party candidate who isn’t a complete bozo.

Good.

Hmm. Interesting.

Go to Sadie’s.

Only if you haven’t been paying attention.

What the fuck is wrong with these goddamn idiots?

You saw that right.

And for the love of god, find someone with a pulse and a brain to run for a third party. Gary Johnson is an idiot, and yet somehow he was the most qualified, measured person at the Libertarian primary. Did you see that shit show? These are not serious people.

There’s actually quite a bit of doubt about that, but sure. Your completely hypothetical reality is neat too.

Get ready to be laughed out of the room.

Hmmmmm. No.

I have an irrational love for Tito Francona. He is a Good Baseball Man.

That’s easy.

Came here for this joke.