Extending the metaphor, does this mean that Von Miller will suffocate Brady in the mud in December?

You nailed it.

As I wrote above, an heir to the throne is no longer the most important consideration. We haven’t had a Veep ascend to the Presidency since GHW Bush... in 1988. The last two Veeps haven’t even sought the nomination.

Picking a running mate ought to be about choosing a plausible successor, someone you can easily imagine being in a position to win the next election.

You would not take Demaryius or He-Man over AJ Green, dude.

Have you not learned to read the entire article?

Indie Rick Perry strikes again. #Oops

I’m sorry, but did you see their convention this year? A bunch of anarchist bozos complaining about how you need a driver’s license to drive a vehicle, all vying to be President.

Too distracted?

Didn’t that ball bounce in the end zone? Wouldn’t that make it a touchback?

Nice to see you on Kinja, Coach Briles!

Ahaahahahahahaha, an undefeated Patriots season? Aahahahahahahaha

It’s too early to tell if Brock Osweiler is worth all that money

As a Broncos fan who watched Peyton throwing ducks all over the yard last year, I very badly want this to happen.

Sad!

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As for me being confident (don’t take this the wrong way, but I don’t really remember arguing with you before; my bad), I was. That was before Hillary passed out, before pneumonia, before the nightly news covering Huma’s husband’s cock as an election issue, before an awful lot of “Hillary’s at it again!” nonsense. A…

It’s not giving up hope, per se, but rather a belief that if Hillary manages to win this, it will be in spite of her campaign’s best efforts to submarine the entire thing.

Not just you.

Hey, one of those “old Liverpool washouts” is none other than Dirk Kuyt, who is still a motherfucking STUD, and someone I’d still love to have playing at Anfield.