It’s really the fear of imminent death that seals in that juicy turkey flavor.

Dear Marvel, just use Run the Jewels for everything.

Lol. That wasn’t even Minnetonka in the movie and I ain’t as dumb as Apollonia.

It sounds like you need to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

I see what you were trying to say and I get it, but I have to disagree on a few points. “ ‘We were tired of seeing ourselves “keeping our heads above water” and dealing with “temporary layoffs.’ ” Na’ll fam. We were tired of those being the go to stories. As we begin to be able to paint our own truths, we showed the…

I mean, that’s fine and all. But am I the only one here pissed that this cop who jokes about killing black people is receiving a more swift and judicious action than the cops who actually killed black people?

Even post TOS, Replicators took an enormous amount of power to replicate anything of any relative complexity, which is why most crew quarters replicators were limited to food, as simple protein assembly took nominal power. Now, they did have the Class IV replicators that were for industrial scale objects of limited…

If you have to ask - then the answer is, “Damn right I do!”

A bunch of foolish primates are bringing their pointless conflicts into the cosmic garden of the serene. Great. It’s not that Fermi was right, it’s more that our cosmic sentient neighbors saw earth and said “Time to gtfo!”.

Sasquatch usually doesn’t wear shoes...?

Sasquatch usually doesn’t wear shoes...?

When you try salmon, go with candied salmon.

When you try salmon, go with candied salmon.

So much hype around the Dodge Demon and yet this Nissan Maxima is clearly a hell of a drag racer.

Where do I put my vaporizer?

Where do I put my vaporizer?

Take your goddamn star and get out.

At least it was just a mattress. If anything bigger furniture wise, that accident would have been sofa king bad.

for anyone who thought they’d get free power for life, this must seem like a real kick in the family joules.

It’s a warm weather climate thing. In northern climates, you have to deal with snow, ice, cold miserable weather and learn some level of patience as a result of it. In warm weather climates, there is nothing to force you to learn patience. The most patient people come from the places with the worst winters.

Disgusting.

Harkens back to the first time I saw the AN-225.

Now this...this is the article I was looking for on this stressful Tuesday afternoon. Torch discussing Star Wars arcana - it’s like a warm bubble bath. Aaahhh...