hhhrrrnngggg...dat Celica

Jason said, "it's alright, Mack, Peter built that Kenworth, so he'll have to navistar his way home."

What else could it be?

Is it me or does that photo look like it's in Oahu with Diamondhead in the background?

Targa it!

Is it just me, or are the controls waaaaaaaaaay too touchy?

Are we talking about the very beginning here, or can it be the biggest improvement from some sad sorry state of affairs it may have been in sometime during it's lifetime?

Chill, I got this.

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over my glorious powerslides.

ONE MILLION DOLLARS

Attractive woman who catches kangaroos with her bare hands?

Yes... that's about as close to a racing "heritage" as my nuts are to my eyebrows.

The fact that Larry Ellison would borrow from the Galactic Empire should come as no surprise to anyone.

I-95. and that Stretch in Florida.

NJ Turnpike. Sure it is well maintained but how many goddamn tolls do you need? And good luck turning around if you miss your exit, you gotta go all the way into PA!!! (exaggeration)

Anyone else think the Pacer is Jalop as fuck?

Everything about the people handling such a wild event in this article were, in the words of Bill Shakespeare, "British as fuck".