i spent yesterday afternoon experimenting with varying cocaine potencies and methods of administration on a vagrant hippie. for a span of about 6 minutes, he was entranced in a shamanistic state and rambling in perfectly spoken mandarin chinese. i then followed suit with the same dosing and we spent the remainder of…

if you're playing squash over lunch, and then re-hydrating with cocaine and martinis before heading back to the office, then you probably can appreciate my words. and if you're lunch does not resemble that at all, my words may leave you with an acidic salty texture in your mouth.

i walked into office today in some 1950's pajamas with the ass window. drawing plenty of attention, i strolled over to my secretary's desk with confidence. with a smile, i bent over with my rear end facing her. i unbuttoned the window, grasped either ass cheek with both hands and spoke from my ass, "would you kindly…

"New red shirt?"

They could have the conference friday so it would not compete with the world cup. I am torn in what to watch.

I read this comment too late.

WHAT?! THIS IS AMAZING@

Baby hoatzins, making you wonder why people argued so long about birds being dinosaurs:

I wonder if the company would let me review one. At Burning Man.

Lmao. You must be fun at parties.

I'm still bitter.

What else could it be?

The full "album" is also on datpiff.com http://www.datpiff.com/Mos-Def-Yasiin…

Whoever's outside that jump point is in for a surprise.

So even their Tanks have Dash cams?

I think the problem was that it was way too good a commercial to be for something as stupid as Axe.