The fact that Larry Ellison would borrow from the Galactic Empire should come as no surprise to anyone.

I-95. and that Stretch in Florida.

NJ Turnpike. Sure it is well maintained but how many goddamn tolls do you need? And good luck turning around if you miss your exit, you gotta go all the way into PA!!! (exaggeration)

Anyone else think the Pacer is Jalop as fuck?

Everything about the people handling such a wild event in this article were, in the words of Bill Shakespeare, "British as fuck".

First time you've heard of Japan?

I see your sarcasm, and I raise you a good explanation...

Sure this wasn't filmed in 'Bama?

A fatal mistake. I'M OUT!

Seeing the ST in there made me happy, but at the same time I felt like this :

While the drink might have existed in the past

Thatz Not Okay!

I'm ruining the joke by explaining it, but here goes:

I KEEP ON THROWING MONEY AT THE SCREEN BUT NOTHING IS HAPPENING

Be careful following those links. I first saw this next Tuesday, clicked, and now I'm back here.

I know just the hero for this crime.

I heard he once told a guy "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast", and meant it.

That first one was the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life.

I nominate everything from Bollywood.