Investments aren't always financial. I believe that you would have to think of it in terms of 'investment in happiness', which I believe is perfectly fine.

"I call this the 'pet the tempermental kitty' suit, Mk XXICANHAZCHEEZEBURGER"

I have to admit that when I first heard and saw the idea of "chat heads", I was strictly "lolfukno". But after using it for a while (on a Big Red G nex), I really really like the execution. I hated the default messenger app prior to this update. I find the chatheads very convenient and I love the physics behing…

So what's the consensus for the person who doesn't live and die by facebook, but absolutely LOATHES the way messaging is done in the previous FB version? Got a Big red GNex....which sounds terribly perverted...

Police: Are you classified as human?

So, wait a sec. In order to sell Star Trek, one of the most internationally recognized and renowned both in the scientific and literary/screenplay worlds, influential in that it's classic moments are woven into cultural society locally and abroad, we have to downplay the space?

Not a fan of Abram's Star Trek at all,…

I'm not sure if it's the same jeep, but I'd take one if it is. If you could make it "blend in", it could be the perfect getaway car too!

Glad to see that they're still getting work.

As a casual player and proxy owner of one (from renting my place), this wouldn't last a minute with my friends playing it. I feel like it'd be unintentionally flipped 30 seconds into the game, spilled on in one minute, then possibly lit on fire at any point thereafter.

You know, if that graphic on his chest were a Tshirt, I might wear that... Either that or recoil in fear over a temporary lapse in judgement lol

"How many times do I have to tell you to take the Interrogation Droid outside to use the bathroom?"

I'm not the biggest fan of kinja, but I'm not mad about it or anything. Honestly, you get used to it. My only major annoyance with the other Gawker sites who use kinja 2.0 is that when you go to the first page, it shows your "recommended" articles instead of "latest" by default. I have no idea if there's a way to…

And....

Long time gawker commenter, but first time Jez commenter. I just needed to say that I hate you for even introducing this to me. I also love you for giving me something to gross everyone else out!

Okay...Okay... I think I have a problem. My pants have become exponentially more crowded in the crotch region. I was all set on buying a used 13' mustang. But this work of art right here just totally "Office intern'ed" me. You know, the happily married man gets the new hot intern who just so happens to notice when you…

I don't believe that matters.

I wanted to love the movie. I really did. But it sucked. I'd like a part 2, simply because I love the source material and I'm dying for redemption.

LOL! Hi-ho, Hypocrisy, away!

Heh, I originally posted this on my FB, but I think it's relevant here.

"In the future, humanity has abandoned all needs for vanity" - or something like that in Picard's voice.