This...This is the funniest thing I've read all day.

I hate myself for thinking that the Zonda in Chile is the end result of a few rolled heads and well invested 'medicinals'. 

Definitely spot on, but for a close second (cousin, maybe), I vote Amy Winehouse. 

Fantastic! I don't think I've ever been more excited about a blog posting in my life!

I'm sorry guys, I have to take it there.

A-fucking-men

I sometimes have a debate about pedestrian right-of-way. In CT, it's generally considered that the pedestrian is always right because a large percentage of vehicle-pedestrian accidents sometimes defy logic in terms of legality since they're always tipping in favour of the pedestrian over the driver, no matter how…

Oh me? I'm just here to invalidate you as a human being because of your mistake. It's the law of the intertubez.

It's a V-22 osprey.....probably should have mentioned that.

This is the only one that I can think of, but it's not so much of a 'cargo' plane as it is a troop transport, iirc

Posted for relevance. Just saying...

The Queen's Coronation Carriage. Baller status: over 9,000, you plebeians. Pish Posh!

Abso-fucking-lutely. I lost it when I read that. I saw this paragraph thinking, "This isn't slogan length! What fresh hell is this?!?!", then I read it. Oh god. Bravo.

By creating new, dynamic and interesting industries in the business, fund and streamline the education to get there, and start anyone hired a shy bit south of a 6 figure salary. Do that, and I'll take two.

Wow....that was.....depressing.

.....really?

Good god, I'm sharing this comment with the world. Bravo, sir or madame.

Bravo.

Allow me to paste an offer for some perspective. I'm not comparing Apple to the companies listed (though I'm sure I could e.g. Foxconn). But take away some of the principles before you eek out a half baked thought like that. It makes you, whom I'm sure is an otherwise smart, reasonable person look like…

Not a huge fan either. It does have a good joke or two, but I just don't see the fascination with it. Though the other day, my own mother compared me to Sheldon.... oh no......