Nah, just drunk. My friends and I decided that an End of the World party is more then necessary on the fact that we believe in infinite possibilities despite improbability - thus yielding the necessary reason for a party - the off chance that we're wrong!

Of course they have a reason to complain. What you don't know is that these 'kids' where once fully grown adults whose careers brought them on many flights. They regressed to a childlike state due to too much radiation from the back scatter machines, duh!

You know what? It wasn't how I meant it before, but I like the way you think. That's exactly what it is! Thank you kind sir, madam or other!

Damnit, the Creationist explanations were all supposed to point to god, but I think anyone can get the picture.

^This.

Here's my Gf's Blog that I mentioned: Lifeinpaleo.wordpress.com

Awesome resource! Check out those books I recommended. It really places the food into perspective and talks about why they work.

I found the same thing to be true as well. Everyone has their own opinion on what works and what doesn't. At first, it was discouraging due to all of the conflicting info, but I realized that of course everyone will tell you something different. That's because no 'one' way will make you lose weight.

To me, Facebook becoming a text messaging standard would be like buying a Burger from Lardy McFats which was owned by a company with vested interests in weight loss pharmaceuticals. I would NOT want my primary messaging system/service to be developed by company that makes money from data mining. I'm not a huge privacy…

Pile this on top of the list of diet 'fads' or not, but I can't argue with results. My GF was never heavy by any extent of the word, but she gained a lot of weight which took an impact on her self image. She read more about the practical aspects of eating according to the Paleo diet and decided to try it. By proxy, I…

I just realized that I read this in my head in Dr. Zoidberg's voice. So...with that said.... uhm.... How 'Zoidbergian' of you?

That's pretty clever. It makes me wonder what other geometric shapes can be applied to "pocketable" foods.

And you don't have Florida. Never forget Florida.

In the skit, he's basically saying which hunting season it is. So in essence, he's saying that Apple should be shot.

Does anyone else see the coincidence between the IE ad and the risky subject matter at hand? A Supersonic space jump and a bullet splattering an apple.....oh man...

*slow clap*

Molotov cocktail + Weathered wooden barn in close proximity? And the winner of the Darwin Award is.......

http://theoatmeal.com/comics/literally

Or it could drain into a sump in the basement, keeping all of the noise and equipment in the sump. I've designed a few custom fish tanks and built several filtration systems with different schools of thought incorporated into them. In my experience (though not enough to be considered an authority by any extent of the…

I mean, don't you think that gun control is simply a solution to a symptom rather then a cause? I think that we should ask ourselves whether today was a sign of an onslaught of derangement, or a manifestation of stifled social unrest. There's a bigger issue here that we're all avoiding, and no one else is willing to…