I already know: The neighbor is making it, and I am shit outta luck.

Hee hee!

Unfortunately a number of fans, thinking the four-finger hand was an homage to the Simpsons, used the prop in a throat-slashing gesture.

I can't be the only guy who knows jack shit about car basics. I fully realize there's tons of resources out there, but it's daunting when your knowledge doesn't really extend beyond "Gas makes it go."

This would be a huge coup for the prosecution

yea

I don't think it's that ridiculous. I've heard all my life about people ignoring the elephant in the room.

For those of you who think FSU deliberately waited to refer the matter, last week should have made it clear they have somewhat of a tendency to inexplicably drop the ball.

I've owned a party bus. It was fun as far as it went.

Jameis Winston came to a firm decision

Hehe!

Suh: SMH.

I bet he purchased that shirt at a Target store.

I hope he gets in to the Hall of Fame so he can complete a very impressive albeit disgusting trio: Shits, barfs, and ends with a jacket.

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Shows how much I know about the world. I thought guys who went to Temple would never become Saints.

Hi, I have a Foodspin question.

Prosecutors were disappointed but not surprised, noting every lawyer goes into Garsh's room expecting her to be goofy.

This case presents a conundrum for boring old white guy sportswriters: On the one hand, taking a football game to court is sure to be seen as a big crybaby reaction. On the other hand, those same writers love to remind us that you can't win only with me-first prima donna star athletes: Winning often turns on help…

Domi's so committed to Microsoft he walks around in that stance all day to remind people about Power Point