NFL: [Goes wireless]

The Cavaliers are off to sluggish start

We have a clap-off! It lasts for a really long time.

So many commenters are missing the blatantly obvious imagery. "Oh it's just a woman doing her job." Uh huh. Well, if Paula Deen doesn't want us to think of her as a societal Outkast, then how do you explain the shirt???

Coming soon....based on a true story!

Hah!

Cheerleaders, Outside: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?

You would think booking three planes to send one team is horrific planning, but I give the NFL credit. They could have chosen to send over 53 Jets.

The obsession isn't limited to current players. Even in retirement, Chipper Jones also excessively overindulges on apps.

20. Kerry Collins COUCH/FLOOR 12

Hah!

KrakatO AN HE SO SEXY HE ON FIRE

Controversy: [becomes Thing]

This is outrageous. First, we had the whole bailing out the banks and auto industry and whatever, and now the American people are expected to bail out A T&T!

Cole: My tooth fell out, doc. Ya gotta help!

An interview with one of the North Texas Food Bank's leaders casts further doubt on if the right food bank was listed.

NFL Security: [Reviews tape]

The team was unaware of this inappropriate sign, which was hand-made by Jaxson during the fourth quarter of yesterday's game, until after it had been displayed.

Hee hee!

If you're celebrating a sweep I think it's more appropriate to celebrate with vacuum cleaners or brooms instead