Miami (AP)

hee hee!

At one point pitching coach Ray Searage—who has done wonders with reclamation projects like Edinson Volquez and Francisco Liriano and is clearly loved by his pitchers—came in the celebration. He very clearly tried to avoid the champagne and beer, ducking multiple attempts. The players were having none of it. …

Houston reiterated that he incensed Kaepernick on the play

Your little introduction says you're a "return specialist." I think a good gag would be to play one of those teams that bitches about never getting respect, then YOU say at a press conference, "Here's how much those guys suck. even though I'm a return specialist I wouldn't give them any credit."

ive never seen an nfl game before so i didnt know that thanks for the comment

"He looked over at me and said 'I'm going to kill everybody in your (expletive) vehicle. It was so random, so bizarre I was like, 'What?'"

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Hah!

So dumb. +1

Metta: [Offers panda to crowd]

Steve: I will help you make it a great life indeed. I give you my WORD

Swish. +1

@ChrisKinard is a way better account than @ChrisCanard. The latter just posts really stupid bullshit, and it's always pictures of small winglike projections attached to an aircraft forward of the main wing that provide extra stability or control. So weird.

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Hah!

"Okay. Current address. That good?"

sick tebow burn thats great maybe remove the rest of the comments about PCs because no one cares about pc except the pc police and theyir dumb thanks for the helpeful commment on deadspin im changing my approach to comedie becase of it

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