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Fisher: You think memes are funny, Jameis? Love them so much? Can't get enough of them? Fine then, I'm going to send you to the worst, most disgusting, offensive place I can think of. That's right, you're going to /B Board!

Good for Jones, going against the grain. Creampies are the standard choice for berths.

Kim Sung-il should have tried this before the mayor made his decision. Many a politician has been bought off with a couple of young chicks.

they were not playing games

How can you be so sure this will kill the meme? It might propel it to new heights given Winston's visibility and stature on campus; I'm betting a lot of people are hearing about it for the first time today. Indeed, someday we may look back and say Winston's act was the meme's Seminole moment.

In most states, it's the law that at a grand jury proceeding the opposing party is not entitled to cross-examine the witnesses.

Harbaugh: Listen, Mr. York. I respect you wanting to be out front on all this and take the heat, but I can own this. We all agree McDonald should play. I'm ready to do the press conference and answer the questions.

+1

To really show there is no hard feelings, New Jersey newspapers agreed to not publish Ms. Hermann's comments until next Monday in honor of Penn State's proud tradition of delayed reporting.

Vikings: To be clear, this reflects our organizational philosophy: We will support our players, as well as their children.

Yup, +1

+1

That's so dumb. +1

That's great. +1

Wilpon: Christ, this is a mess. Leah says she has witnesses to YOU being a party to this? I'm stunned. How could you let that happen?

But he's not someone who comes to mind when you think of repeated shots to the head

I don't know if this really fits in here, but the aspect of law enforcement and its obligations to provide evidence to the parties ends up implicating some interesting constitutional issues. Putting aside the issue of whether any third party has "standing" to receive these materials—and I'm loathe to invite any jokes…

Hee hee!

"It's an embarrassment of riches."