BYU Player: [Writes "I love you, Mary!" on left shoe]

Freeman: For too long, I have held my tongue. I have watched as violence has ripped apart our very society. I have fought it in my actions, but never my words. I have struggled—silently—for too long. Perhaps it's because I didn't, and don't, understand it. Indeed, you could even say such violence is wholly alien to…

Hee hee!

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And when I got back, I told EVERYONE. I was like, "Yeah, I went to football camp. Kid from there is going to Syracuse." Which is stupid! I wasn't going to Syracuse.

How the hell do you know his goal was to save an entire city??? Seriously, how the fuck does a shirt designer have such a big goal smh

This is fucking madness.

Hee hee!

Coordinator:You know, Coach…using a helicopter might really spruce up our image.

If it's an analysis of how to suck this should be a BETA analysis, VHS forever wooooooo!

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Finch: [Signs with Twins]

Take this love affair to twitter
Post-haste, don't dawdle or fritter
On there you're free to act the fool
BTW what's the latest on HBO and Dave Grohl

Friend: Where you headed Nick?

In the encyclopedia of baseball porn, it's a very specific fetish, but it's one nobody's going to judge you for.

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Yeesh. +1

Hah!

The complainant went to get a ketchup bottle to squirt Davis, but someone stopped her

Hah!