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Marshawn: [Orders red velvet from Amazon]

You should see the wife's explanation for why she keeps brushing him off. It's a rather clever use of a pie chart.

I went to Reddit and downloaded the original spreadsheet. I started playing around with the cells a bit, and then it hit me: What the fuck is this prick complaining about?

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Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

This is an amusing read, but you're divorcing a lot of important context and issues that are going on in these cases. Little asides like this are often quite helpful for appellate lawyers and courts in figuring out whether or not the Court intended its logic to extend in certain directions. More importantly, they're…

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Snyder: The Eradicating Offensive Native Masctory whatzit now? What the hell is this?

Employee: I don't know, sir. We approached Kwatsan Media, Inc. about our proposal.

That is so dumb. I love it.

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Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

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The initial release from TTU was terse

Scott was playing for the SK Wyverns

"HNIC," Sanders shoots back. That's "Head Nigga in Charge."

Holder: I felt the grip loosen, and then I wanted to die.

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