Hee hee!

Marshawn: [Orders red velvet from Amazon]

You should see the wife's explanation for why she keeps brushing him off. It's a rather clever use of a pie chart.

I went to Reddit and downloaded the original spreadsheet. I started playing around with the cells a bit, and then it hit me: What the fuck is this prick complaining about?

+1

Hah!

Sculptor: [Sets out to build Mount Rusmore of Specious Analogy]

Hah!

Snyder: The Eradicating Offensive Native Masctory whatzit now? What the hell is this?

Employee: I don't know, sir. We approached Kwatsan Media, Inc. about our proposal.

That is so dumb. I love it.

Hee hee!

Reporter: Mr. Els, do you have any response to Tom Ley of Deadspin, who offered the following advice to you after your disastrous three-putt: "Next time, try to take things slowly and do less putts."

+1

The initial release from TTU was terse

Scott was playing for the SK Wyverns

"HNIC," Sanders shoots back. That's "Head Nigga in Charge."

Holder: I felt the grip loosen, and then I wanted to die.

+1

Hah!

Georgia couldn't win a fucking ring toss.