Officer: Let me just get this straight. You jammed all that stuff into a football?

"The World Cup is your kid's last hope."

Fan With Sunglasses: I'm definitely gonna get on TV looking like this!

Hee hee!

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Actually, the saddest Subway rider is the $20 stipend for four footlongs that Chipper Jones insists on for autograph appearances.

Pictured: Roy Jones commemorates his conversion to Judaism

I wasn't born long ago
In fact I don't exist at all
I was made in some guy's brain
To help an MVP campaign

This summer on HBO:

Too bad he isn't good enough to be recruited by Alabama. They would have offered Kitty access to a kickass vet.

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Hee hee!

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I'm putting all the negative things behind me moving on to the next level.

Hee hee!

How much does Wes Welker love horses? Well, lemme tell you: Wes Welker loves horses so much, he literally spends every minute of his day with po' knees.

Boston, Market & Price Legal

Fish and CHiPs

Yup. +1