+1

Hee hee!

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Mattress: [Falls off car]

That's great. +1

Of course a fine book will lead you down the wrong path. You gotta upgrade to Good if you want to go down the right one.

fifth amendment also has "due process", it isnt clear from the story imo if these fines were ever paid so they may be "due" so doesn't he have a point???

he's not particularly concerned about his McDonald's intake

Guard: Alright, Mr. Weir, you asked to take some pictures in this parking lot. We’ll clear out an area for you. Where do you want to go?

Teammates were clued into his alternative lifestyle when he arrived on campus rocking that 'Husker 'do.

Hah!

Danish TV executives credited NBC for the idea, saying they were inspired by Bob Costas's homage to Episode VI, Return of the Red Eye.

+1

The reality is he's an overrated player in out estimation.

Meanwhile, Archie Manning rewatched the Super Bowl while stroking His Little Pony, who's a brave little quarterback, yes, it's you, Peyton!

Hah!

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While attendees are losing their pillows, authorities are hopeful they will remain on eggshells.

Welker later explained that he was frustrated Landsberg deviated from the original plan, which would have let Welker mention his charity after a few questions. That may let Welker off the hook with a lot of people, but I still think he acted unprofessionally. It would defeat the entire purpose of a remote interviewer…