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NORAD: General, you better take a look at this. We have domestic aircraft flying suspicious patterns over the Seattle area.

Here's An Unimportant Photo of Gary Bettman and Jean Simmons

I appreciate Nolan taking Reilly down for talking out of his ass about some area he isn't familiar with, but do we really want him to stick to sports?!?

Chipper is obviously not handling retirement well. He's way too desperate to be seen on a TV.

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We were all set to name Kahlei sports baby of the day, but a challenger-baby suddenly emerged:

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Fan: [Dials 1-800-COMCAST]

While they had no problem discussing Lugi Bull, Liam Ying, and Win Nowt, the ultra-connected Chelsea fans clammed up when pressed for information about Ben Ghazi.

Kobe: [Shakes head]

Hah!

So dumb. I love it.

Hi! Welcome to Redskins.com! Want to watch our trailer for the upcoming season? Great! It's pretty awesome. You'll find everything you need for an enjoyable movie viewing experience. Except concessions. FUCK YOU WE WON'T CHANGE OUR NAME.

Matt Lauer: Here comes the American delegation, Bob. There you can see the American luminaries....Brian Boitano and Billie Jean King, waving to the crowd. What a treat.

i didnt know the nfl to spend so much money on net receipts maybe thats why they want to get rid of kicking??? Youd think balls would cost more