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Council Chair: Well guys, time for a special guest band. You know how this works, form up by aisle.

Hah!

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Jerry Jones: Alright, boys! Get out there, and remember: Life is an old videogame!

If anything, it's the players that face the same obstacles as 1980s videogames: Both have to get their job done while dealing with severe memory problems.

Nice.

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The saddest thing about this story is that the guy will probably never even realize it was published. Bad fantasy owners never check the wire.

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Nice.

An air hockey table may be great for beer pong, but it's utterly incapable of accommodating a game of quarters.

Hah!

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This morning we had a story looking for a witness account, and then an hour or so later we get some answers. Another success for the Deadspin Eye Team!

Oh, boy. +1

Fantastic. +1

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