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Man: [Collapses]

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Robber Baron Carroll: [Watches Thursday night's Steelers-Ravens game]

Player: JESUS CHRIST!

Nice.

Perfect fit for that Browns OL. They need a guy who's accustomed to getting thousands of hits.

Awesome. +1

Hah!

President Obama, in fact, was going to offer his support to Peterson but subsequent reporting convinced him to change his mind. He, more than anyone, knows it's best to avoid addressing rampant birthers.

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Hah!