Since the forms aren’t dated, you wouldn’t have to get them filled out in the time in between drawings. You can just set your hypothetical machine to work, and then when you are done, just carry all 58.4 million forms (I think you can fill out 5 tickets per form), and have the poor clerk run them at a rate of…

I agree, that a HS nurse would know that. That isn’t a point that I had made, and I’m not sure why you think that.

I don’t have a problem with that part. First off, it’s hard to guess what someone is capable of when they snap. But aside from that, I think the more telling part was that her censorship filter was kicked on at the time. That little bit of blocking divorces the results of the violence from the action itself. Sort of…

As I understood it, the nurse didn’t test for pregnancy. She did test for narcotics and medications, and her tests turned up that she had taken an EC pill that morning. The natural, logical assumption is that she had willingly taken it over pregnancy concerns, whereas “had it unknowingly slipped into her morning…

Have you ever tried making fried donuts at home? When you get the oil hot and you drop in the ring of dough and it floats there on the surface, and for a while there you have the bottom half all golden brown and cooked while the top half is still a mostly uncooked white pasty dough?

In my head, I see that polygraph having gone something like:

I saw the lede photo, and immediately started trying to figure out how Andy Reid fit into this article...

Best Children’s Museum in the World. Seriously. Also, it is the largest children’s museum in the world. You can easily give it a full day or two and still not quite see it all. Also, in the Fall it is home to a kid-friendly Haunted House, which is the longest running haunted house in the US.

personally, I’d be happy if it sounded a bit like the beginning of Black Sunshine by White Zombie...

Lamberty specifically pointed to the Ford F-150, which has different coatings depending on whether or not it was made at Ford’s Kansas City Assembly in Missouri, or Dearborn Truck Plant, in Michigan.

Best way to have improved this entire article would be to make the following amendment to a section title:

From The Guide’s entry on this model of eyewear:

Google Assistant = Gimmel
Alexa = Hei
Siri = Nun
Cortana = Shin

Santa vs. Godzilla: You’re thinking about it all wrong. Santa doesn’t have any weapons capable of taking down Godzilla, sure. But that’s not how he operates. He can pull any gift out of that bag. Anything that the gift receiver really, truly wants... I mean, it’s obvious what Godzilla wants, a set of giant-size LEGOs…

We get a precious few wins when it comes to our kid’s openness to trying new cuisine. One of them is sushi...

They also make sparkling apple juice, sparkling red grape juice, sparkling white grape juice... You can even get these in bottles with corks that pop, if you look around a bit.

Holy $#!+, you put the kids to bed 14 years into the future, and then went to bed 200 years later? What sorcery is this?·

This is all Fake N*E*W*S

I was going to mention Brazilian kicker, former Chiefs and current Bears(?) player Cairo Santos, but I looked up his picture and... look at this guy.

Comic Sans was an inside job!