I’ve never been wild about Minksy’s and the one near me closed last year but that does sound pretty good

Wow congratulations to ... wait hold on THAT’S TETRIS’ MUSIC OH MY GAWD

Does the Vette come with Jorts and New Balance or are those extra?

...and the named the child “Elon”....

I’ve been reading these for years and finally shared my favorite ghost story from my youth hours before posts closed last year, so I’m posting again ...

Can we talk about how your boyfriend just ran and left you behind?

When I was in fourth grade, my mom and I moved a few hours away to live with my grandma. I was an only child and painfully shy; all my friends had been my friends since forever, and I had no idea how to talk to these new kids at school.

Wait did you and your boyfriend ever talk about it afterwards?

Honestly, given what we’ve heard about so many abusive men lately, I’ll take an earnest himbo any day of the week.

You’re getting pushback because this feature is, well, silly, but in general you’re 100% right and it’s not a coincidence that the most popular game IPs today were launched either with no input from “e-sports” or streamer culture, or else before those things even really existed at all. The gaming world is so…

Wish other companies would take note here.  Sometimes what’s fun isn’t necessarily “what’s best”.

I love, love, love the hot chili seasoning and am frustrated when my local Wendy’s is out of it. I’ve wished for years that they would sell it in a bottle, like Chick-fil-A has done with its sauces.

I like the cheese cold, same as the lettuce and tomato.

Your hatred and wilful ignorance are only surpassed by your raw stupidity. You know about The Republican Southern Strategy. You know that LBJ’s support of civil rights alienated the dixiecrats and cynical Republican racists welcomed their votes in to their minority party for the rich and the stupid. You know that evil…

Star Wars imitating Frank Herbert, never heard of that happening before...

I’d be down where old Indy accidentally makes the boulder roll down in that cave.

I’ll give them this much, having the MacGuffin be some sort of time machine allows the villains to be Nazis without trying to explain how older Indy is still fighting them: they’re Neo-Nazis who want to use the device to travel back in time and allow Hitler to win.

I’m just glad the cops didn’t shoot any of the black runners “fleeing from the scene.”

The Sam Vimes Theory of Economic Inequality, first postulated by Sir Pterry Pratchett of Unseen University (may his luggage always find him)