Reading comprehension may not be my strong suit...

LPL youtube drama: 

Thank you. 

Oh, my sweet summer child - you lost me at “ranch dressing”.

How much krill does it consume while driving?

He was *this* close to perfection...

Wow. All I have is Big Beaver Road and **Checks Google Maps** Carman Ave.

Holy Moly... Who’s on First Abbott?

Nice list, but you missed some of my more consistent triggers:

Now that would be a perfect twin city to my current hometown of Leiria, Portugal, famous for a rhyme that begins with “the Straight Way is curved” (and really is)

...aaaaannnnd Rocky Trail Drive. 

I’m not nominating a single street, but a whole damn neighborhood!

And while not in America, many centuries ago most towns in England had a Gropecunt Lane...which was the street where the brothels were located.

Easy.  An instrument cluster that is backlit even when headlights are not on.  Because of that, I often see people driving down the freeway with no headlights or taillights on because they have no clue they are off.

Start/Stop technology, and the inability to permanently turn it off.  You have to disable it every time you drive your car (at least on Toyotas).  It is annoying as fuck and I’m not getting any better gas mileage than my old car of the same model without the “feature”.

putting the volume and ac controls on a stupid ass screen. 

Why is divorce so expensive? Because its worth it.

Let’s ask it another way. How much will a divorce save you? My ex spent my $100,000 savings in 2 years buying clothing, shoes, jewelry, and travel. Yes, I should have seen it coming when she came into the marriage with a zero balance savings account, but the divorce was worth every penny to stop the financial hemorrhag…

Honeycrisp apple + sharp cheddar.

i guess i’m just a basic, but, cheese and crackers are my go to. maybe with a few olives, or grapes if i want to be sweet about it. but honestly, the combo will never not be delicious and satisfying to me.