A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says “You want a drink?” The horse says, “I think not,” and promptly vanishes.

What rhymes with orange? No it doesn’t.

Have you seen that new musical called “The Dictionary?” It's a play on words.

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I know. I’ve had to drag my luggage over everyone else’s and wait to avoid hitting the guy next to me and his wife and kids and dog.

Baggage claim is one of those things that has completely destroyed my faith in humanity. If we can’t get this right, we don’t deserve to make it as a species.

Another problem among the many is that short-form mobile-friendly content exists already, and it’s YouTube. Quibi isn’t carving out a brand-new niche in a streaming environment, it’s basically just “YouTube but with worse branding, less content, more restrictions.”

I’m pretty sure that half of my coworkers already have a setup like this.

What is “communal” about sitting in the dark with strangers and not interacting with them at all? Unless you count the communal pleasures of having a bright cell phone shine in your face or hearing a six-year-old cry because his parents brought him to a horror movie rather than getting a babysitter, being in a theater…

David, you said you wanted feedback on the format. I clicked to page 2, then went up to the URL bar and put in 9 just to get here to make the comment that IT SUCKS and this site is going to see a LOT of lifelong commenter turnover if it sticks around. Sorry to shoot the messenger but hopefully someone reads this and…

Yup. That’s the way the world goes around, I guess.

Dammit.

Is it louder than Satan farting Anvils into a Dumpster?

2 fingers of Scotch during the 4pm daily wrap-up.

“Your manufacturer is your mother’s maiden name, your curb weight is the last 4 digits of your social security number, your horsepower is the 3 digits on the back of your credit card, and your chassis design is determined by your last three utility bills (please upload here).”

Where does a breakfast Hot Pocket fit in? OOH it’s a pseudo-sandwich so... France, however, OTOH it’s also undeniably an American “innovation”.

excuse me. just to clarify. the joke is...that this grown, adult human...licks a toilet seat. in an airplane. and that is the prank they're playing on humanity? do they know...that they had to lick an airplane toilet seat to do this prank? and that it's on the internet so when their 15 minutes are done and they need…

AHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSS

There’s a restaurant in Columbus, Texas, with the most FANTASTIC buttermilk pie. Whenever we’re traveling between Houston and Austin, we make a point to stop and get a slice.