Hear! Hear!

It’s amazing he can be heard at all with Cheeto Mussolini’s cock all the way down his throat.

Just needs a “Stuttgart tuneup”...

In related news, 29% of Americans shouldn’t be trusted with pointy scissors.

Where the f*ck you been for the past 35 years?

I would, without shame or irony, eat the fuck out of a pimento cheese squirrel burger.

Pfft... It’s more like

#NoOldDudes2020

Hells, yes.

Not driving at (or near) the prevailing speed of surrounding traffic.

Divest it all. Hallelujah!

If you haven’t already, go read Pattern Recognition by William Gibson.

Open letter to Bernie Ecclestone:

Margaret Atwood said it best:

Stop complaining, do the math & get your engineering degree.

Lemme guess... number 51 was for invisible ink?

“Money can’t buy happiness.”

Mayo?!? Ack... ptui!!!

If you’re a restaurant and serve cold, hard butter with your bread basket, then you deserve the full wrath & fury of the health inspector. 

To be clear: