I mean, I am all for pursuing your hobbies, but I cannot wait that long for beer to be ready. Hell, in the time it took me to read the article I could have run to the store for a sixer. Good on you for your patience.

Agreed. I grew up in Cleveland, and in the mid-90s the Indians were everywhere in the community. It wasn’t uncommon to see Kenny Lofton, Omar Vizquel, Sandy Alomar, and a host of other players out and about. They worked really hard to be visible. They were always gracious and engaging. I think that’s part of the…

“When we were in residency in Florida, Brandi would say, ‘Tony, can we get a couple of vans and go over to watch the [MLS’s] Tampa Bay Mutiny?’ We would get the vans, but it was her idea. She just wanted to watch top-level soccer.”

Just make sure to use a pump with a digital gauge. An analog pump might be inaccurate, leaving you with a 2 psi difference between the tires, which will cause mistakes to be made.

I bet the tires were down 1.5 psi, it’s a common mistake around here....

So Mr. Hedrick will henceforth be known as the Defender Avenger?

Wtf..... That took forever to scroll though on this shit iPhone.

And this is why we are running out of internet.

I’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing around who refuse to give you a hand because they don’t want to get their hands or clothes dirty, yet they expect youto give them a hand in the ’ve done it myself several times. And many of those times, there are people standing…

I have this issue with my Mk6 GTI. Due to superior german engineering these cars do not have the old “roof lines” that were used to hide roof spot welds. So instead of water collecting at those roof lines and running down the front/back of the vehicle they run down the side. If you make too much of a motion as you get…

My worst customer continually buys cars based on advice from the internet that require far more maintenance than expected. He also has unreasonable expectations of time required for repairs, always underestimates costs, is never satisfied with the performance gains )or lack thereof) after the fact, and is usually…

my tears of shame and regret have always worked for me

Guys should use this technique.

“TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETOS!”

“Actually, sir, that’s a Bud Light.”

“Why is there a lake there?” would make much mors esne if the lake hadn’t been there the last time this lady visited. Like, I don’t know, the Jurassic period or whenever.

I have to explain to her that it’s not alchemy or magic that transmutes peppercorns into pepper

Apparently, there’s a SFW counterpart to Rule 34 - I did a GIS for “mug of chino” (also, let me just say that a top result before I switched to images was Yahoo answers of somebody asking cuz they were too embarrassed to ask their friends what a “cup of chino” was is, well, sad), and I found precisely what came to…

I hope your asshole writes a bestseller countering all of your dick’s accusations, and that the two of them become embroiled in a decades-long media feud.

I also like Tito’s Tennessee whiskey.

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…