“IRNA said the plane was carrying food and medical aid to the citizens of Sana’a”

John F. Kennedy - Out Indefinitely (Upper Body Injury)

They thought Yordano Ventura was pitching tonight.

Sounds like somebody doesn’t want a bunch of people with cell phones to witness Baltimore’s Finest wailing on some protesters.

Baltimore. Another game coming down to the wire.

I’m pretty sure it’s not an engine, but undoubtedly a piece of Megatron. Remember when they dumped him in the ocean in the documentary Transformers?

Hovercraft actually DO have a suspension! Air! I just wanted to be the first a*****e to say it because you just KNOW someone was going to say this. I figured I’d burst their bubble.

Since the ‘Ring taxi has already been said..

Apparently in Houston you can hire a Hummer taxi. Great for when PT Cruisers get in your way.

More like “Lose-a-peg”

Yes it is. That’s why Samer did that in his very first sentence!

Can’t we all just blame Obama and call it a day?

Hey man, quit leaving notes on my Hummer.

I will also not dress for tonight’s game.

From an anthropomorphic perspective, does it bother you that you’re driving hitler?

The seats in my baja bug feels like they’re mounted on old broomsticks which are nailed into the floor by a drunk guy.

If you're going to choose to not cover hockey in any meaningful way, why don't you at least stick to your guns and leave it the fuck alone instead of posting some self-referential bullshit jokes.