Lose traction?, never lift!, go sideways?, never lift!, jump curb?!, never lift!!, OKAY now I'm in control!, never think about lifting!, spin again and lose wheel?! AHH zero fucks given, NEVER LIFTTT!!?1!?!1..............

Not bad but the original Seven Nation Army had two cute puppies on the drums.

When asked where he was planning to play next, Lane said "Depends."

it's, like, on me.

oh my god the sun tho

Imagine the aneurysm he'd have if he ever saw pumpernickel.

"A reuben on wheat which he ate with no complaints."

You'll see yourself Audi?

A nuclear reactor.

"Farleigh Dickinson" sounds like some bro with a lacrosse scholarship to some other school that no one knows where the fuck it's located.

When it comes to transatlantic flights you shouldn't be cheap.

A few days ago I Googled "fallout shelters near me" and the results were less than satisfying.

This isn't a community. Its the internet.

"Thanks to the support of my tremendous family and friends, I have decided I will not be attending the draft this year."

Q: "You know you were weaving around a lot back there?"

Ugh, Columbia. What a bunch of Cocks.

But is she single?

So 64kV are being recalled. (sorry I'm an engineer)

He was on something? nahhhhhh couldn't be....

If you're running the spread offense, I can't imagine anything more spread out that placing your players all over the country on different teams.