only carefully placed thermite charges could have broken a man's ribs in the manner seen here

I left the donut shop with a regular maple and came home to a creme filled.

Yeah I...I can't wait to trade in my R8 either.

A gauge with a needle provides three types of data in one convenient instrument:

Not everybody has more than one friend after all.

But isn't U2 a bandddd?

No. 1 should be windshield wipers. Same basic mechanism, same crummy results, especially for folks who get snow and ice. Also, why can't front windshields be heated? Do the wires need to big enough to see?

I am SO sick of all these unboxing videos.

Can't be unseen.

Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

Don't underestimate the importance to football of the scout's point about the second law of thermodynamics. If a body in motion tends to stay in motion, he'll run out of bounds.

Yes, it must of.

J Jonah Jameson: "Call your mom, call your dad. If you are lucky enough to have a parent or two alive on this planet, call them."

You seem to be trying hard to avoid gendered pronouns but it just sounds like you had a group of people trying to get you to marry them.

"You should also be prepared to eat some ass before getting it in. If you can't handle that, then you don't deserve to be there in the first place."

Knife, enema, ketchup bottle, and anal sex.

I can't speak from the woman's perspective, but I'd imagine they wouldn't do it if it didn't feel good. As a guy, though, I can tell you that it's a slightly different sensation than vaginal sex. The muscles tend to squeeze harder and in different spots than the vagina does. I think for some people there's also a…

There's an innate thrill of doing it in an orifice that's a little taboo and not done by everyone, as well as a power play element to it.

No unwanted pregnancies.