If this was Russia, he would've had EuroDance Mix 3000 in there.

Needmore Road

You're trolling, right? There's no reason for a fan to touch an athlete during play, unless you know there's a sniper on the roof about to shoot him and you're the only one who can save him.

am I the only one tickled that one of the dudes is Jafar?

It's unfortunate to see that Mizzou's coaches are now going after 4-stair recruits.

Oh, I am well aware of girl farts. Claire* had cystic fibrosis, and while everyone knows how that affects the lungs, few people know how it affects the bowels She could not eat anything without taking a handful of enzymes that she had to get juuuust right (and never did). When we moved in together, I gave her the…

Chevy runs deep.

Car pooling. You're doing it wrong.

Stand clear! I'll take care of it..!

"Lo! I haven't shit for a fortnight, Oberon!"

I hope they landed somewhere and are just hanging around on the airstrip drinking beer and BBQ-ing.

You're right. It's a huge problem, and the reason I've been hesitant to write on this topic. I'd rather report nothing over bad info.

I'm a little disappointed that my 5-min photoshop Tesla limo concept was not included in the number 1 entry...

Oh I'd be committed to that Alfa alright

Can you suck a golf ball through a garden hose too?

I guess matte just wasn't their forte.

What's South Carolina? Is that a type of BBQ sauce or something?

I know exactly where this took place, it's in Columbia, near the USC campus. Almost a minute's walk away from where I'm typing this post. I don't wanna say which shop it is. :x

As a straight man I am proud to say how impressed I am with his massive balls.