In the middle of my life's journey, I came upon a traveller in the woods. He said unto me, "Follow close," and so I did. We walked into a dark vale; the mist was thick, the odor foul. We descended into a cavern, and there upon the shore of a black river awaited wraiths for miles. They opened their mouths, but could…
Just add snow.
Traffic sucks, so why not start your morning off with some music? You provide the toast and we'll provide the jams.
How can I be him?
Well you sure as hell wouldn't want sloweners, would you?
In case anybody thought he didn't deserve horrible things done to him.
Across town, the Cubs continue to check-in at hotels using the alias Majorleague Baseballteam.
Apparently it's sePHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEya
This is the first thing that came to mind
So instead of a frunk, it has a fred?
fucking eh! Just out for a rip.
Smoking hot women make men do dumb things.
No L, No L, No L, No L
Yes, that is how it saves gas. Can't fart it out so that gas is saved.
Said a Bentley owner, "I just use a buttplug. Wait, no, shit."
it is like getting on an airplane, except you jerk off at your computer while watching porn.
There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites befoer, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'
YOU LEAVE SPLINTER ALONE!