Boy I hope that was sarcasm. Anyway, no, just look at the smoke trail behind the bullet. It came right at the guy. Either way, I can't imagine he's be able to think so quickly on his feet.

I would defend music and movie piracy on the basis that pirated media can be used however you like, whereas the content you buy through digital distribution outlets is usually riddled with DRM, preventing you from putting it onto certain devices, or converting it into other formats. There isn't any reason to do that…

Yeah, EA games have always had "EA NATION" or some other such online system. There isn't gonna be an Origin client or anything like that. Nothing like that would be permitted to happen on Xbox Live anyway. Valve got away with it on the PS3 because Sony, for better or worse, isn't quite as concerned with uniformity.

"Microsoft has advised us that through human error at their end, content which was meant for internal beta testing was flagged incorrectly and released to individuals who had signed up for the beta of the Xbox Live dashboard update."

Further proof that absolutely every human male looks best with short hair. A lot of people refuse to accept that... until they muster up the will to cut that shit off, and take a look in the mirror. That said, Jonah Hill was probably aiming for a more hilarious look.

You know, I've seen a lot of Dippin' Dots stands... at nearly every sports event, or amusement park, or tourist attraction that I've ever been to. Around 85% of the time, it's just an empty stand... and it's been that way for as long as I can remember. I feel like if they actually worked on selling some ice cream,…

"I haven't cracked a nut in years."

I think we'd have bigger problems if police were kicking down doors to bust people for smoking weed and playing video games in their own homes. o.O

It's meant to be dramatic and sarcastic. It's a joke. Try not to take everything so seriously. My grandpa has lung cancer. A relative died of brain cancer a few years back. It's still a funny title.

eh, I'd do the same thing. I'd probably even be a lot more inclined to let a son stay out longer, and hang out with different people... but I'd have to force myself to be more fair in the interest of preventing horrible resentment.

Smoke marijuana.

*bitching about Rockstar 'ripping something off'

Yeah, cars in GTA IV felt like they had weight... but they also felt really floaty. I think one of the problems with driving in games like that is acceleration. You're expected to always drive really fast, so the car accelerates at a really unrealistic rate. This might be even more true on the PC, where you don't have…

I don't think the "alleged" bit needs to be in there at all. He's charged with rape because he allegedly raped someone.

No, you're right. I supposed there are some exceptions in other states. Here in Ohio, the limit never goes above 65.

We can't murder someone because murder is, in most cases, very very bad, seeing as it involves taking another person's life. Were murder legal, I still wouldn't kill anyone.

"Don't even dare to reply in defense - my mom was killed in a road accident by a 17yo putting on her makeup while driving 12 mph over the speed limit."

To be fair, 4 of the downsides you listed aren't natural consequences of speeding. They're consequences of asshole cops with radar guns :P

what a sensationalist headline -_-