This! I'm with you. I always wanted the blue ones, but my mom and dad have strict rules about these things. Yours sounds awesome!!

I'm pretty sure that all Christmas lights are awesome.

Unless Frank Stallone writes a you-inspired song, you haven't made it.

i want the vest, the cheese and the man OR I WANT NOTHING.

I don't suppose it could have anything to do with the fact that this is the first time I'm even hearing that there WAS such a special? Unless it's plugged on a Hulu ad or gets some buzz on Facebook, there is little likelihood of any broadcast TV event getting the attention of viewers with a clue (i.e., those that have…

Sorry Muppets I was working, I did DVR the show, will watch when I can actually laugh. I am still recovering from working a double on black Thursday.

I knew I wouldn't miss out on anything when I sold the old tube.

It's not the Muppets' fault. That would be like blaming the Star Wars Holiday Special on Chewbacca. The Muppets will be fine.

Can Lady Gaga just go away now, then?

Is Marc Jacobs a Lizard People!?!?!

I wonder if this is anything to do with Marc Jacobs, who controls her and many other celebrities. Sadly, we may never know.

I love The Muppets. LOVE. Jim Henson was a creative genius.

I....don't like it? It's repetitive and boring to me. Now, Halo? That is a song that gets me every damn time. And don't even get me started on her singing it to Chelsea. Game over.

I play Go rather than chess, and it's interesting how rule #2 is subtly different between the two games.

This article needs to be renamed "Parenting: The Vulcan Way"

Wow, that's a scarily accurate flowchart of the Fatty Internet Defense Mechanism. Well done, madam.

When that person is digging up your daughter's corpse (almost literally) to do it and posting it over the news... I'm giving her a pass here. Open letter appropriateness sustained in the courtroom of LaComtesse.

I have no problem with penis sucking but if you post it online to get famous then you shouldn't be overly sensitive about other peoples opinions, some of which are bound to be negative.